Better know a Tribesman

Better late than never, let’s meet some of the new additions to the Tribe and reacquaint everyone with the old folks.

Rookies:
Alex Dagg
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What animal would you most like to have as earmuffs?
Baby seals (dead ones though; it’d be weird if they were alive)

How long has it been since you’ve had a wedgie?
Probably sophomore year in high school on the baseball team.

Which teammate would you most like to give a wedgie [to]?
Nathan because he bitched out on the rookie challenge!

How do you feel about the serial comma?
Do ya’ll call it the serial comma, the Oxford comma, or the Harvard comma?

What would you do with a mile of string cheese?
#instagramthatshit

What five things occur at your perfect ultimate tournament? (Be creative, any idiot can say “We win and the tournament party has free beer.”)
1) We go crazy every time we score.
2) We DON’T say, “Fight, win, drink, get naked.” Instead, Ed comes up with a better cheer. involving cuttle fish and lasagna.
3) Nobody looks like their dog just died when we are losing.
4) There is a call on the field, it gets contested, and there is no court hearing, no lawyers, and no witnesses. The call is contested and the disc goes back. The entire call and decision making process lasts 5-5.001 seconds.
5) Marching band performance during half!

Who is the best team dog? Does the team only tolerate their human because of the dog?
Luke, because he is always on the ground playing dead. (And because there is like only one person on the team who actually has a dog so this is a loaded question.)

Luke Willis

"Athlete"

“Athlete”

What animal would you most like to have as earmuffs?
Puppies. Women love puppies.

How long has it been since you’ve had a wedgie?
Since before I grew bigger than my older sister

Which teammate would you most like to give a wedgie?
Bassettron because I looked for him for 2 hours while he slept in a bush

How do you feel about the serial comma?
If everybody ceased to utilize it, I would be aight.

What would you do with a mile of string cheese?
Eat it. But then I would get full so I’d just use the rest to build a statue of myself.

What five things occur at your perfect ultimate tournament? (Be creative, any idiot can say “We win and the tournament party has free beer.”)
1) D-line never comes off the field
2) Cheerleaders
3) Endless blueberry bagels
4) No injuries
5) Sky city

Who is the best team dog? Does the team only tolerate their human because of the dog?
We don’t have a dog. We should get a team pet, maybe a goldfish.

Vets:
Patrick Panuski

Finally going to school in Atlanta paid off

Finally going to school in Atlanta paid off

What animal would you most like to have as earmuffs?
declawed kittens

How long has it been since you’ve had a wedgie?
probably elementary school….

Which teammate would you most like to give a wedgie?
angry streven

How do you feel about the serial comma?
I’m pretty sure this isn’t even a debate.

What would you do with a mile of string cheese?
airdrop that shit over africa

What five things occur at your perfect ultimate tournament? (Be creative, any idiot can say “We win and the tournament party has free beer.”)
1) It takes place in the Bahamas
2) The Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleading squad is our cheerleaders
3) We layout D every pass that goes up
4) Infinite amounts of gatorade, other sugary drinks, and candy is provided on the sidelines
5) Ashwin goes positive and dominates the around break

Who is the best team dog? Does the team only tolerate their human because of the dog?
Pearl #TBT. Absolutely yes, no one liked karl and preus

Nick Ryan

Def gonna bang

What animal would you most like to have as earmuffs?
Mink

How long has it been since you’ve had a wedgie?
Since 5th grade

Which teammate would you most like to give a wedgie?
Ashwin cause why not?

How do you feel about the serial comma?
Strongly against

What would you do with a mile of string cheese?
Sell it

What five things occur at your perfect ultimate tournament? (Be creative, any idiot can say “We win and the tournament party has free beer.”)
1) D-line never comes off the field
2) Byes that make sense
3) Win a game by scoring only callahans
4) Immaculate fields
5) Our pulls land in the endzone consistenty

Who is the best team dog? Does the team only tolerate their human because of the dog?
Sean, he always seems happy when chasing the disc.

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